“Too fast to live. Too young to die.”

-Malcom Mclaren

In defense of bad round-one ideas.

by Jeff Hunter

In the merciless world of professional advertising, there’s no time to fuss. Which is why in the first round, creative teams typically launch a fusillade of quick ideas at the wall—often accompanied by some kind of hasty sketch—to see if anything sticks. Once the dust settles, a handful of ideas live to see another day, and the rest are just… dead. They can’t all be winners.

Given the circumstances, It’s no surprise that the majority of first-round creative ideas face certain death. It’s a suicide mission; not exactly conducive to scholarly rumination. When the first wave of ideas inevitably gets thinned out, and all the misfires start to quietly fizzle, most hardened creatives simply deep-six the evidence and move on. What an colossal waste of psychic energy. All that misguided thinking—poof! Gone, just like that. Seems like we ought to do something… say a few words, then maybe make an offering to the advertising gods. I prefer to honor the memory of my short lived ideas by saving the sketches that brought them to life (more on that later)—and then I write a thoughtful dissertation about it. Don’t the bad ones deserve some respect?

Well, it’s complicated. As it turns out; creativity is messy, people make irrational decisions all the time, opposites don’t attract, k-pop is actually quite good, and all bad ideas actually aren’t all bad. Of course, those distinctions depend on who you’re asking, the time of day, and the direction of the wind at the moment you discover their particular flaws. Paradoxically, some of the most successful campaigns didn’t test well, and some of the biggest ideas were found hanging out in the most unlikely places—like in a small business on a Saturday.

Round-one ideas are like teenagers; they’re immature, irresponsible, impulsive, they think they’re invincible, and they usually make very little sense. But they’re the vanguard of popular culture. What the rest of us seem to have forgotten is that sometimes obvious and stupid is actually witty and cool. Sometimes when we indulge in the occasional stupid idea, stupid rises to the occasion.

Round-one ideas have something refreshing to offer; a willful indifference towards their own badness. They’ve got a license to suck. They simply don’t play by the same rules and they’re unbearably honest about it. What’s good about these bad ideas is that they get to be irreverent, ironic, disarmingly accessible and unflinchingly truthful—and still be charming. Any one of those things is enough to get you noticed. They’ve also got built in tensions that have the potential to lead to something unexpectedly entertaining, in fact some bad ideas are just one twist away from becoming great ideas. Others are so shockingly bad that you can’t look away. It just takes one brave idiot to go poking around where nobody else thinks to look, and another even braver idiot to say, “Hell, let’s do it.”

The thing about round-one is, If you’re going to go down, you might as well go down in a blaze of glory. That makes it our chance to throw out the rule book and get really creative. It’s the ADHD round. It’s our time for asking questions, ignoring answers, exploring tensions, taking naps, losing your keys, aiming for the fences, moving the fences,… My point is, you gotta step out of your perfect advertising bubble every once in a while and get your feet dirty. Over-rev your engine. Get out of your lane. Think across disciplines. Follow your gut and spend some time on an ill-conceived romp in the weeds and you may find the scenic route quite productive. I know, I’ve lost my keys there a few times. I think what I’m trying to say is don’t stop chasing after those foul balls.

Cause as much trouble in round-one as you can, because by round-two, you better have your shit together. Sometimes bad ideas are just a bad idea and should be approached with extreme caution. Like you should never run down a hill at top speed. So please, use your best judgement and indulge me as I dust off some real stinkers. The following collection of postmortem thumbnail sketches is my tribute to all of the “other” ideas that have ever been conceived and then killed in the name of advertising.